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1984 EDITION

GOYSLOP
METER^™

™ ★ HOW MUCH PROCESSED POISON ARE YOU ABSORBING? ★ ™

🌿 FARM

💀 MAX

AWAITING SAMPLE▮

💀 NOT FDA APPROVED • MAY CAUSE EXISTENTIAL DREAD 💀

Product data from Open Food Facts (ODbL, crowd-sourced — it can be incomplete or out of date). Recalls from the openFDA food enforcement API, matched on free text — always verify against the lot code on your package.

The heavy-metal dimension flags food categories with a documented contamination record. It is not a measurement of the item in your hand.

Informational only — not medical or dietary advice, and not affiliated with or endorsed by the FDA.